July 12th 2020

Black Iron Gift of Pwnage

The masked malefactor has struck again! Late last night, he sent the web site into maintenance and distributed the gift to thousands of GOODBLOXian homes. We reported his motives a couple of days ago.

Users found that they got this mysterious (and shiny) blue box if they didn’t have a 1-day ban or more on their account record. He left a sale tag for the staff team as well, which appears to expire in 48 hours from now.

Now we have a cryptic news wire from the GOODBLOX Police commissioner Carl Burgundy:

Police Report                                          ID: 5f3759df

We’re having trouble getting to the Root of this problem. The thing is, it doesn’t square with everything we know about GOODBLOXians. See, most of them don’t break into places and leave gifts. This guy is doing the inverse. And he’s doing it fast.

The commissioner also pointed out that all the houses burglarized this time belonged to known advanced-level bloxxers and up. Whoever broke into their houses must be either supremely confident or insane. In any case, they’re dangerous and citizens should not attempt to apprehend them themselves.

– Jiquor
GOODBLOX Creative Director
Co-Owner

4 Comments »

  1. z0mg!!11

    Comment by Ozn — July 12, 2020 @ 1:13 pm

  2. how

    Comment by zereth — July 13, 2020 @ 8:30 am

  3. Wow he is very nice for a burgalar XD

    Comment by superJP335 — July 13, 2020 @ 8:50 am

  4. Wow cool things XD lolz

    Comment by Sniped — July 19, 2020 @ 11:33 am

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