May 30th 2020

Clockwork has returned…

…The rumors are true. Not only had he put the LOLCAT Bible on-sale, but he has occupied himself with the Teapot Turret.

[9:47 AM]May 29, 2020

[1:24 PM]May 30, 2020
Clockwork says that people have made fun of his teapots.
I wonder what kind of vengeance he has against me the most compared to the rest of the community though? Is it because I stole his teapots? Does he think I’m going to break them?

The answer is a definite no. I’m just an ordinary guy who likes to collect Teapots, much like clockwork does. When I caught Clockwork visiting Mount GoodBlox yesterday, rumors spread around indicating that he had left some sort of note hidden in the level. I don’t know where it is though, so maybe if we work together, we can find it! He’s been a little inactive for the last few hours though, and he hasn’t been on yet today.

I wonder if he’s making the Teapot Turret even stronger. If this is the case, then it would be nearly impossible for me to stop him alone. I couldn’t even block the Teapot Turret from making its way to the catalog, and especially if it became a lot stronger, I would not be able to hold him back, especially by myself.

I wonder if the Lolcat Bible contains any secrets, too.

[9:36 PM]May 30, 2020
It seems that SyncMaster found the secret after many had spent hours upon hours of searching for his dastardly secret. A gray Teapot had been found in a delicate wall. SyncMaster can tell you more about what he found. I also got word from KJF that Clockwork joined Mt. GoodBlox and wreaked havoc on the mountain. Perhaps someone there caught him saying something or doing something unusual? Only time will tell…but this war isn’t over yet.


  1. holy crap this is horrifying

    Comment by 1835 — May 30, 2020 @ 10:17 pm

  2. O_O

    Comment by pichu — May 31, 2020 @ 8:11 am

  3. nah he wont get me with a FICTONAL ITEM
    but i want that lolcat bible

    Comment by loganj551 — May 31, 2020 @ 8:48 am

  4. haha

    Comment by djdjjddj — August 19, 2020 @ 3:13 am

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